side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about
- 2 years old kid: *runs*
- family: looks like he's going to be an athlete
LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
a series of unfortunate eyebrows
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”